hello, my name is Whore

I want to start off by acknowledging the fact of yes, this is another pregnancy/ first time mom blog. BUT! I promise to keep it interesting with actual pregnancy experiences, concerns, thoughts, etc. and not the everyday, already known bullshit that you keep reading over and over from Pinterest blog to Facebook post.

First off, I’m 24 years old and live in a small town in Michigan. You know, from the beer drinkin, gun slingin, yeeyee yellin north. (Ok, Totally kidding), but seriously that’s basically what everyone who’s not from the north thinks of us, right? Anyways, I am currently 7 months along in my first pregnancy! Being that I am still in my early to mid 20’s, one of my fav festivities to partake in was going out and drinking with friends. Not in like some big alcoholic way, but just taking advantage of my freedom and young years and having fun! Not to mention, in the midst of my “freedom” days, I had just gotten out of a serious relationship and felt like I deserved to rebel. Like a runaway teenager from a catholic home. But that’s a story for another day. So if you don’t know where i was going with that.. I was just making my way towards recently ending a relationship and enjoying my newly found “freedom”, oh, and becoming pregnant. SURPRISE! No, really. Surprise af.

I was told since a young age that I have endometriosis and that quite honestly, I shouldn’t expect it to be simple to become pregnant. More simpler put, my long time (ex) boy friend and I had unprotected sex for about 4 years and nope, no pregnancy scares. No birth control, no condoms. Yikes. Then, shit happens and we grew apart, broke up, met new people, and now live happily ever after. Blah blah blah. 5 months later, this whore finds out she’s pregnant with her freshly new boy friends baby. I can’t be slut shamed if I call myself out, right? So here we are, 7 months into pregnancy and totally embracing it!!

Let’s call my babies father, Bob. Since this is an anonymous blog and all. My new boy friend of *cough cough* 9 months *cough cough* and my baby girls father, is great. Supportive, understanding, a provider, and just an all around great guy and going to be an amazing dad.

Oh, but don’t you worry.. there’s some dirty details and hormonal outbursts soon to come in future posts. Not all sappy, lovey dovey, happy relationship shit. Stay tuned.

Ok there’s a little background info for ya. Now onto the stuff you came here for and actually care about. Although I’m 7 months pregnant and *thank you sweet baby jesus* almost done with it, I will be sharing experiences, tips, and concerns from myself based off of my whole pregnancy experience thus far. Along with anonymous writers and as well as answering any questions you ladies may have. My email is newmom09@yahoo.com. Send me shit.

I’m going to end my first post on that note. A little about me and what I’m here to do. I have a lot of downtime right now so prepare for pregnancy info overload!!